Good Hello! You've reached Negativmailorderland - People who like what we do often complain to us that it's impossible to find our old releases. Even in their local cool record store. So we've put together this mail-order-list-thing here and have given it to our friends at TecTones in San Fransisco to deal with all the orders. Years ago, with our own label Seeland Records, we tried to do a mail order service, but learned that we were too flaky and unaggressive enough to make it work (which is one of the reasons why we're on SST Records now, though we still try to keep the old Seeland releases in print, with varying degrees of success). Anyway, here's the stuff: NEGATIVLAND (Seeland 001)- LP. Our first, released in 1980 with one of a kind handmade covers. We've made over 9000 of theses so far! A CD version is currently being prepared, also with handmade one of a kind covers in a special box. The CD should be available in spring of 1991, we hope. "POINTS" (Seeland 002)- Temporarily out of print. Was available on vinyl only. This one seems to everybodies least favorite negativland album, but we're going to re-release it on compact disc anyway. Sometime in 1991. A BIG 10-8 PLACE (Seeland 003)-CD. The Lp is temporarily out of print. This is our difficult listening epic, three years in the making, with ultra elaborate packaging. This has just been re-released on CD with all the original packaging, and yes it does include the baggie of lawn clippings!(though the winter version might have tanbark woodchips instead) ESCAPE FROM NOISE (SST 133)-Lp, cassette and CD. Our first release on SST. Comes with CAR BOMB bumper sticker and 20 page booklet. This one, quite unintentionally, seems to be our most listener friendly release so far. HELTER STUPID (SST 252)-Lp, cassette an CD. Gee, we're famous! Gee, we're getting sued! Things get scary as we try to solve our "problem" and only manage to make things worse. Learn the truth. U2 (SST 272)-12" 45, CD single and cassette single. Really? Yet another coceptual release, this one might actually get us into the most trouble yet. C'mon sewer mouth, we're gonna get ya! 13:16 long. Cassette-only series edited from our weekly live radio show- JAMCON '84 (SST 233)- Cassette only. Volume one. Ham blasting. PASTOR DICK (SST 901)- Cassette only. Volume two. Christianity is drunk. THE WEATHERMAN (SST 902)- Cassette only. Volume three and everyones favorite of the series so far, so come out. DICK VAUCHN (SST 905)-Cassette only. Volume four. A retrospective of Mr. Vaughn's career in broadcasting and Moribund Music of the Seventies. Six months of his life! Various other stuff- NO OTHER POSSIBILITY (SSTV oo6?)-Video. This sixty minute VHS has been delayed about a million times, but should, I mean WILL get released in early 1991. We take over your T.V. set and you finally get to meet the Weatherman's mother. AL THE ALLIGATOR (Seeland 007)- Cassette only. Negativland produced, engineered and mixed this tape of childrens songs written by lane Timberlake. Not a joke, kids really love this music! CHRISTIANITY IS STUPID- T-shirt available in medium, large and extra large. Yep, we made a t-shirt. but don't worry, it doesn't have the name NEGATIVLAND on it. That would be too grossly self promotional and we also think it's pretty stupid to wear the name of a band on your chest. Be careful where you wear this one, O.K.? CAR BOMB- Yellow and black sticker found inside ESCAPE FROM NOISE. NO OTHER POSSIBILITY-Green and white sticker found inside A BIG 10-8 PLACE. IS IT OVER YET?- 20 page booklet found inside ESCAPE FROM NOISE. 10-8 MAP-Black and white poster found inside A BIG 10-8 PLACE. EUROTOUR-A beautiful 2 color poster from our short European tour, with a wonderfully bad English desription of us on the bottom. NEGPIN-We make these one of a kind handmade pins out of Marlboro cigarette cartons. Hard to describe So, that's it. And remember, if this list doesn't solve all your consumer needs, we can still be reached directly care of Seeland Records, 1920 Monument Blvd., MF-1, concord, CA. 94520 Bye, NEGATIVLAND